Thursday, December 2, 2010

Elvis Presley says Recall Kentucky Jane (UPDATE:SUPREME COURT DECIDES AGAINST MURRAY)

(SEE UPDATE BELOW)

When Elvis heard Dean Martin's great hit song about Jane Murray ("That's a Moron"), he wanted to contribute to the Recall Jane effort as well. Of course, we couldn't say no the King, so here's is his latest song, "Kentucky Jane."

KENTUCKY JANE
(by Elvis Pressley and Eddie Rabbit)
Eleven crazy months ago in the January snow,
We woke up with a lunatic as our mayor.
Is she Vimont? Is she Murray?
Jane screwed things up in such a hurry,
Now all we know is it’s time for her to go.
So we’re having us a recall,
because Portsmouth is just the sequel,
To Jane's failures down in Lexington.
If the Supreme Court doesn’t save her,
They will do our town a favor,
And we’ll send Jane back to her old Kentucky Home.
Kentucky Jane came to our town,
And ever since, we’ve been going down the drain.
But when December’s through,
She will be, too.
Who will she sue?
We’ll say good-bye to Kentucky Ja-a-a-a-ane,
Recall old Kentucky Jane.


SUPREME COURT UNANIMOUS DECISION

The Supreme Court has rejected Jane Murray's suit against the Scioto County Board Of Elections! The Recall Election scheduled for December 7 is upheld. Congratulations to the Tom Bihl and the Recall Committee and also to the Board of Elections Attorneys for the excellent case to the the Supreme Court. (And thank you, Elvis.)

All of legal arguments and the Court decision can be found by clicking here!

Now go out and vote!

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