The Prayer of the CAVE People

With the news of the apparent success of the recall petition drive, the CAVE People are beginning to worry that their savior, Jane ("Don't call me ma'am") Murray, may actually be recalled! In recent weeks, this prayer has been heard among them.

Our Mayor, who art on Dorman,
             Madam, be thy name;


Thy queendom come; thy will be done,
             no matter what the Charter says.


Give us this day our daily meds.

And bless all of our recalls,
            but don't forgive those who recall against us.


Lead us not to P-Town Underground;
            but deliver us from the SOGP.


For thine is the queendom,
             and the power to be mayor for ever.


Awoman.